TOP EIGHT

8. High precision sniper rifle


7. Feed piquant mustard to his shadow


6. 2 cups soy sauce, 1 tablespoon of sugar, and a grenade
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5. Make Him try and Solve a Rubiks Cube


4. Make a bet with him that he can't drink two gallons of Milk in 5 minutes


3. 1994 White Ford Bronco


2. Make him watch Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray over and over again


1. Hire this guy