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Train of Thought May 17th, 2004 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Pictures. Walls. Crooked pictures really drive me insane I'm sure that I am somewhat obsessive compulsive, but I just don't take it to the nth degree. I am certainly not Monk. Monk is a quality show and I am looking forward to its return in June. Touching Evil has been on for the last couple months on USA and that is probably the best television show I have seen in a really long time. It contains every element that you would want in a quality show so if you haven't watched it yet be sure to check it out (Monday at 10:00). If you were to in fact touch evil it probably would hurt like hell or at least give you a little sting. I have always hated bee stings I don't know anyone who would like them, but I always ran around screaming like a little girl. The worst part about the bee sting is the aftermath…itch, itch, itch. The sting is always in a place that is impossible to itch too like your foot. I first would remove the shoe and the over the foot sock scratch wouldn't cut it then the sock would have to come too. I got sun poisoning once when I was a lifeguard that was a horrible experience I don't recommend it. Unless you love extreme amounts of pain in that case go for it…there is nothing quite like second degree burns woohoo. How many blades are they going to put on razors before they decide…okay that's enough. What are they up to now…is it four? The bluestraveler CD Four was excellent I know people only remember two or three songs from the album, but it was good from start to finish. I never really understood track you run-around in a circle for a couple minutes until you feel like you are going to pass out and then you come in last place anyways and everyone is pissed at you. Or maybe that was just me hmmm. I have my asthma to blame for stinking at track and I have my lack of glasses to blame for my youth baseball miscues, but I do not however have any excuses for reeking at basketball. I was and am one of the worst basketball players in PA that is certainly something to be proud of. Make your mama proud was the best Fastball CD even though they didn't get noticed until All the pain money can buy…check out Make your mama proud it is a fun album from start to finish. Any CD that has a picture of a dunce cap on the cover has got to be good. I've always wanted a dunce cap I don't know if I'd wear it or put it on other people when they least expect it…either way I think it would be clutch. I am currently learning how to drive stick. I'm getting pretty good at it as long as there is no stopping at red lights. I of course am not the problem the line of cars beeping behind me just doesn't seem to comprehend that you aren't supposed to go the first time the light turns green you are supposed to politely wait for the second time it is green. The first one is practice geez I thought everyone knew that…idiots. Do you remember that MTV game show idiot savant? Yeah, me neither. I remember it existed but I have no idea what the premise of it was. What the hell is the point of that British chick on LINGO? She just says like 2 things every once in awhile and then gives Chuck a big ole hug at the end. How many game shows has Chuck been on now anyways? It has to be at least 25 or so, that is ridiculous. He is like a cross between Jay Leno and someone slightly more attractive than Jay Leno. How the heck is Leno still famous I cannot believe that people haven't caught on by now that he always tells the same corny jokes and has the same corny demeanor…I hate that guy. What the heck was Jay Leno doing with a battle bot anyways? It was an amateur robot fighting competition and this cheespuff has got to show up and try and impress us all. The end of battle bots was a sad day indeed because it meant that Bill Nye the science guy was once again unemployed. Billlll Nyyyye the scciiience guuuy Bill Bill Bill ba Bill.
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