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Train of Thought May 19th, 2004 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. North Carolina . I remember visiting there many times as a child during summer. That was back when summer equaled non stop fun fun fun instead of work. We would run or roll down the sand dunes. I always loved sand I know a lot of people aren't a big fan of the sand they just say oooh its just tiny rocks, but I like it I always have. We always had kazoos in North Carolina that shot off a little helicopter thing when you blew into it. Kazoos are one of those things that no matter how many times you pick one up you always forget how to use it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. The beautiful humming of a kazoo. I was never a big fan of the zoo I don't mind it I never got really into it like some people though. I usually don't like very smelly things. Speaking of smelly I was thinking the other day that in the battle of foul odors BO is king. Nothing can beat BO. If you are ever around someone that has horrible BO it doesn't matter what other smells you could bring into the mix BO wins. Heck if you had terrible gas it would seem like potpourri compared to the Emperor of stench BO. The Emperor's New Groove was a great movie. I was never a big David Spade fan but he did an excellent job voicing over in that film. John Goodman did a voice in that movie too how many darn cartoon characters has that guy played? I always get him and Tom Arnold mixed up because of the whole Rosanne thing. The best damn sports show ever got worse after John Kruk left…he just helped the flow of the show a lot. The best damn sports shows period are Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption. What was the deal with the Around the Horn host Max Kellerman leaving and getting replaced by a guy that looks and talks exactly like him…did they think we wouldn't notice. Also what the heck is up with Max's new show, which is exactly like around the horn but it is just him going against one guy and there is a moderator. French horn is a cool sounding instrument too bad no one is good at it. I hated French class I was so bad at it I couldn't speak or write it. Did you ever notice that Foreign Language classes are always taught by people who are American and that English classes are taught by foreigners…what is up with that? I wish there was a universal language and we all just used it. I am not saying it should be English I don't care what it is I just wish everyone knew it so I would never have to read subtitles again. It also would be a lot easier to order at certain restaurants…you want more egg roll? I was never a fan of the egg roll but of course I was never really into Chinese food until recently. I still don't love it but it is okay…I'd take Italian over Chinese any day. Food is food thought there are very few things that I wouldn't eat if I was starving on an island with no food. I don't think I could ever resort to cannibalism though that isn't my style. If you are eating a human hand what do you pick it up with…would that be irony? Okay that's just gross,
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