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Train of Thought July 22th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Did you know that bulls are colorblind? This means that when those idiots run around with the red flags and wave it in the bulls face they could really use any color flag because the bull would get pissed off no matter what color it is. I would love to see Pablo wave a big rainbow flag in a bulls face before running, getting attacked, then having that stupid clown come out to save him. Who was the genius that came up with the idea of using a clown to distract a bull away from someone? One person is in danger so lets put another person in danger to get the other out of danger. Hmm doesn't make much sense to me. I think they'd be better off shooting off fireworks. I am sure the bull would look up and watch I mean who doesn't like fireworks? I was flipping through the channels the other day and on OLN (outdoor living network…yes I wasn't aware this existed either) they were showing footage from the annual running with the bulls. How stupid are these people; what the heck is the point of this? I think I have watched too many shows like Jackass because I found myself laughing at a guy being trampled by a bull and I thought to myself "how desensitized have I become!?" I didn't mind the Jackass movie but it wasn't the funniest thing I have ever seen either. The part where they were stapling themselves all over was entirely unnecessary. "Has anyone seen my stapler?" Office space holds up better than most comedies. Every time I see it I am still amused by every moment of it. Most of the time you get so sick of movies I mean I used to love Happy Gilmore but after countless bus trips in high school and parties where I was forced to watch it over and over the humor was lost. I was one of the few people that really enjoyed long bus trips. When I went to Quebec it was an eleven-hour bus drive. Most people thought "eleven hours what am I going to do!" I was sitting there going "eleven hours I wonder how many movies we can fit in." I am sick of hearing the line "If 7-11 is open 24 hours why do they need locks on the doors". They are still closed on holidays like Christmas you idiots. Coke slurpees are defiantly the best variety of the slurpee. I don't even like coke but when it is frozen it embraces greatness. How could Ted Williams's family freeze him? That was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. They were fighting over to whether or not to freeze their own father. If someone said to me should we freeze someone I'd say no and that would be the end of that argument. Do you remember that movie with Mel Gibson where he is part of that experiment where he freezes himself for like 30 years because he thinks his fiancée is dead, that was a pretty good movie. I think it was called forever young. Mel Gibson is going to ruin his career with this movie he is making about the last day Jesus is alive. Not only is the movie in a language that no one speaks anymore, nor is their subtitles but it touches on very taboo subjects in an extremely violent way. On top of that the way he is talking about the movie to the press makes him sound like he thinks he is some sort of religious prophet by making this film. I just don't understand why after making the highest grossing film of his career Signs he would make such a bad career movie. I love funny road signs like watch children. It is basically inviting stalkers to just stand outside your house. If he gets arrested he can just claim, "I was trying to abide by the sign officer". All right once again I have delved into a world of ridiculous thoughts so I'm out.
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