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Train of Thought July 6th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Fender Bender. Accident. Slip and fall. Child. Isn't it odd that when
you were a child every injury from the simple and mundane to the most
severe could be cured by a simple kiss. Do you remember that feeling
before your first kiss? You would sit around countless nights pondering
how it would be so perfect. Okay maybe that was just me. It is funny
to me that over the years some people become so much more secure in
themselves but then others become completely engrossed in insecurity.
I understand the point of security systems for houses but the ones designed
for automobiles drive me insane. I don't understand to point of them.
Every time I hear a car alarm I don't think "Oh no someone's car
is getting stolen". I instead think "some idiot set off their
car alarm again". It only took car thieves about five years to
realize what I realized after five minutes; the club is useless. You
only need half a steering wheel to drive, therefore all you have to
do is saw off the top of the wheel, then replace it when you take the
car to your car gigolo or whoever receives stolen cars. I was never
big on cars anyways when my parents were buying me my first used car
they asked what I wanted and I said "an engine and a radio"
that really was all that was important to me. I wanted the thing to
move and allow me to listen to music. I ended up with a 1986 Buick Lasabre.
I felt like a pimpin' grampa but it got me from A to Z. It is genuinely
amazing to me that our entire language is based on twenty-six simple
characters. Maxwell smart was one of the best television characters
ever created. As I child I used to watch the reruns of get smart all
the time on Nick at Night. It baffles me why they have not released
that series on dvd yet, they would make a fortune. I think more fortune
500 companies have gone down the drain in the last year than have dissipated
in any other year. Due to all the terrorist threats, the sagging economy,
and the thieves that call themselves accountants we really have to dig
ourselves out of a hole. Do you think when doughnuts were first made
there was no hole in the center and that was just a freak accident where
they said it just looks better that way. Maybe they were being cheap
and figured if they made a whole in the center it would save them on
dough. I wonder whatever happened to that Pillsbury Doughboy character
he used to be everywhere and it seems he has fallen off the face of
the earth. Lets finish this with a salute. Everyone raise up their right
pointer finger, point downwards and press towards your bellybutton.
Now say it with me Wahoo.
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