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Train of Thought August 15th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Guitar String. String cheese was always a delicious treat as a child.
I hated when people didn't know how to eat it correctly those. The pieces
must be pealed individually you can't just bite off huge chunks. That
disgusted me and I'm sure it didn't feel too good to the cheese either,
I am sure they would have enjoyed a sensual peel much better. I have
a really hard time spelling banana, I always add an extra n or an extra
ananana. I was never really fond of extra gum; it is alright but not
really anything special. My favorite gum as a child was watermelon bubblecious.
I can't believe that gum is still on the market! It tasted good for
about 3.2 seconds and then all of the flavor ceased to exist. It was
great for blowing bubbles though. I never could understand when people
said they couldn't blow bubbles with their gum, it's not rocket science.
In the movies every time a "dumb blonde" is portrait what
is she doing? Yeah that's right blowing some bubbles with her gum so
it can't be that hard right. Put your right hand in. Put your right
hand out. Put your right hand in and shake it all about. Shake your
booty was such a hilarious song if you think about it how the heck did
that become a hit? I am not saying it is a bad song but I'm not saying
it's a work of art either. What people perceive as art drives me nuts
sometimes. I will never forget seeing a picture at a museum of three
different colered squiggly lines and the title of the piece was "Hands
across America". Give me a break how the heck is this picture that
I could have drawn with my foot representing hands across America? Not
only could I have drawn it with my foot I could have done it with my
left foot. In my younger travel soccer playing days I was told by my
coaches to try and do as much as I could with my left hand because they
believe that would help you out on the field when you have to kick a
ball from the other side. I tried eating cereal with my left hand and
it just felt so awkward. Awkward is one of the few words whose meaning
looks and sounds like the word itself. Awkward is an awkward word. Doesn't
that just sound correct? Enough.
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