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Train of Thought August 28th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Post it notes. Blue. Yellow. Purple. Green. Rainbow. Do you remember
rainbow bright? Yeah me neither. How about lite bright. That thing where
you stick in the little colored pegs then light it up? That thing dominated.
How come pirates in movies always have wooden peg legs? Were they the
only people in this time period that lost legs? You would think the
crewmembers of the non-pirate ships would be more likely to have peg
legs from all the beating they have taken from the almighty pirates
all those years. Bruce Almighty was okay. Not great but also not terrible.
The previews really ruined some of the best moments in the film though.
I would much rather be surprised by a film than have the previews really
make me want to see it. The highly anticipated movies are usually the
largest disappointments. Two years ago when one of my friends drug me
to see Super Troopers I was kicking and screaming on the way there because
the trailer for it was so incredibly awful then on then for the hour
and a half I was kicking and screaming because I was laughing so darn
hard at what I was seeing. Have you ever laughed so hard that whatever
you were eating came out of your nose? I have, but unfortunately the
food item in question was a salad. Bacos coming out of your nose is
not only absurd but also incredibly painful. Just in case anyone was
wondering if you happen to accidentally have the magic bubble blowing
solution (soap and water) go up your nose your nose does blow bubbles
every time you breathe. I wouldn't recommend this activity though. I
think people tend to do things that they are told not to do it is just
human nature. Why the heck do we feel so compelled to rebel? We are
told all our life not to smoke yet like four out of every ten people
smokes. I never really liked smoke bombs I thought they were stupid.
Oooh light this and you see a green cloud of smoke for 14 seconds…wow
how thrilling. Then once the smoke is gone you get the pleasure of having
to smell sulfur for the next 40 minutes. Sulfur was referred to in Genesis
as brimstone. Possibly all those times we hear FIRE AND BRIMSTONE blah
blah blah they are referring to the thrill a second product known as
smoke bombs. Why are they called bombs anyways, nothing is exploding,
just smoking. They used to always use smoke bombs as a special effect
on the old batman TV show. That show cracked me up. POW, ZAP, ZOOM,
ZOW, KABLOOEY, BOOM.
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