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Train of Thought August 29th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. Playstation 2, Two turtle doves, A partridge in a pair tree, I don't
think I have ever seen an actual pear tree I know I have seen an apple
tree but pear I think not. Squirrels can climb a tree with no branches
but I can't, that really is fair. They always say, "Life's not
fair deal with it". They should instead be saying, "Life is
fair yours just sucks". I think people would better relate to that
saying. If I heard life is not fair I don't go "yeah you are right
I just think of all the examples of people who have it better off and
think well it certainly is fair to them". Do you think Bill Gates
son is going to run around saying "Life's not fair to other kids
or his parents?" That kid will never have to work a day in his
life nor have any worries about anything except walking in his fathers
shadow. Groundhogs day is one of the dumbest ideas ever in the history
of mankind. Who came up with this? A groundhog walks out of a hole and
if his shadow is seen more winter if not early spring. They should make
March 2nd Polar bear day if he yawns when he wakes up than we will all
be more sleepy for the next 4 months or maybe April 2nd could be Gorilla
day where he is given a choice between a banana and samurai sword if
he chooses the sword is chosen we will discover a cure for baldness
in the next 3 months if the banana is chosen the zookeeper will be hungry
for the next 2 hours. I wonder if there has ever been an assassination
attempt on the groundhog. Bob the winter-happy sniper just can't take
the blight of knowing if his precious season shall be continuing or
ending early. The mortal kombat character shadow didn't appear until
the second game in the series I believe, or maybe it was the first I
really can't remember. I remember when the first mortal kombat came
out on Sega Genesis the blood code was A-B-A-C-A-B-B. It is kind of
hilarious to think about how much controversy a little red unrealistic
spray paint effect caused only nine years ago yet today bodies are getting
splattered all over the screen and you don't have to press A-B-A-C-A-B-B
to see it.
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