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Train of Thought August 30th, 2003 This is an exercise in which I take a random item from the room or a newspaper article or anything really to begin a thought process and type whatever comes to mind. 60 watt light bulb. Bulb is a pretty funny word, I mean if you say
it like 10 times fast it is pretty hard not to sound like a fool. Fools
gold angers me greatly whose idea was it to make you think you found
gold and its really just like painted sand or whatever. It is funny
to me that as a child we were all little treasure hunters always looking
to find something cool no matter where we were. As we get older this
eternal search just turns into shopping for who is selling some pants
at a lower price. What is the deal with those pants that you can't stain?
It is a great idea but I mean come on this can't be true. If it is actually
true though I am sure all the dirty people of the world will unite in
a joyous celebration. Are they saying a homeless guy could wear these
pants for a week and still look like a champ? If I was homeless I would
save up my money and go to the old country buffet. It's only around
6 dollars and you can eat as much as you want heck you could even put
fried chicken and such in your pants….it's not like they'll stain.
The old country buffet really should be called the gas hut because there
is no way you can leave that place and not have some sort of stomach
ailment. When you are sitting in the car no one asks who let one loose
because everyone is the guilty party. It is like a murder on the orient
express atomic explosion of gas. Guilty as charged
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